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Winter Riding: Snow

Weather. Where would we be without it? That’s what I say when people complain. Think about it: no weather at all. We’d be on the moon.

where there is no weather

Weather that makes noise, or piles up, rain, hail, snow, sleet, fog, mist, any and all of these in any combination are my passion. When a friend of mine who lives in another part of the country heard there was a snowstorm in New York that included thunder and lightning she left a voicemail, “You must be in seventh heaven.” And she was right.

Apart from being out in it, my favorite place to find out about the weather is Intellicast, which has interactive maps which to the weather fanatic is like a shot of whiskey to an alcoholic: one is too many and a hundred are not enough. I’m not exactly sure what “interactive” means in this case because you can’t actually do anything on the site to modify the weather. But you can get very detailed information about it, where it’s coming from, how quickly it’s coming, and what kind it is.

Today's forecast from Intellicast

Today’s forecast from Intellicast

NASA satellite image of nemo

NASA satellite image of nemo

 Nor’easters are among winter’s most ferocious storms. These strong areas of low pressure often form either in the Gulf of Mexico or off the East Coast in the Atlantic Ocean….

In places like New York City and Boston, for instance, if the wintertime low tracks up to the west of these cities, wintry precipitation will often change to rain.

However, if the low moves slightly off the coast to the east of these cities, assuming there is enough moisture and cold air accompanying the storm, Boston and New York will typically get snow or a mixture of precipitation types.

A nor’easter gets its name from its continuously strong northeasterly winds blowing in from the ocean ahead of the storm and over the coastal areas. 

The forecast said snow today, and a few tiny flakes were already swirling past the window as I ate my breakfast. When I got on my bike I was wearing my Snow Outfit: a shearling coat over a merino wool sweater, a wool watch cap and two scarves, a silk one beneath a woolen muffler, and of  course, The Gloves. By the time I got to the Manhattan side of the bridge I was sweating like a pig.

Straight ahead of me riding up the Bowery was a man dressed for the weather much more appropriately than I in a dapper lightweight gray herringbone tweed jacket. He was riding a bike with upright handlebars and super-skinny tires. At the next light I found myself stopped beside him, well positioned to get a glimpse of the front view, which,  just as dapper as the rear, revealed a pleasant, lightly bearded face and stylish rectangular eyeglasses.

“Doesn’t it seem like it might snow later,” I asked.

“It’s supposed to,” he agreed amiably.

“Is that very attractive jacket going to be warm enough?” I asked.

“I have another coat,” he said.

“Where is it?”

“Right here,” he said, patting a knapsack in the basket over his front wheel.

“How about those skinny tires in the snow? What’s that like?”

“I have another bike,” he said, smiling, “that has little metal spikes in the tires.”

“Aha.” I was very impressed by this information. Spiked tires! That’s preparedness for you. “Where is that?”

“In Brooklyn,” he said.

By this time the light had changed, and we were riding down Third Avenue side by side.

Hoping to convey warm interest that would encourage him to say more I said, “Aha.”

We pedaled along for a few minutes in silence as I tried to think what good this bicycle in Brooklyn could possibly do him in the present situation, but I couldn’t figure it out.

“That might not be so convenient later today,” I ventured.

He laughed, and agreed.

” Do you ever take the subway with your bike?” I asked, still trying to figure out what the plan might be. Surely the exceptional foresight that accounts for two bicycles–one with spiked tires no less–would also factor in a plan?

“Yes, but only in extreme emergencies.” His eyebrows come down toward his glasses making his pleasant face look, if not exactly annoyed, very serious. This does its  handsome pleasantness no harm whatsoever.

“It’s such a hassle. By the time you lug your bike down into the station and wait for the train, you’d be halfway home already.”

He laughed lightly, as if to say such a problem could not possibly ever concern him, personally.  I wonder what he would consider an ‘extreme emergency.’ But we’d approached the corner where I turn off Third Avenue and the light was green, so there was no time to ask.

I laughed, too, hoping to convey sympathetic agreement, and I said, “I turn here. Nice talking to you.”

“Nice talking to you, as well,” he replied, and we glided off in our separate directions.

eyeglassesI wondered what he was going to do if it did snow more later, with those spiky tires on his other bike at home in Brooklyn. I wondered if that could that be considered an extreme emergency.

As the day went on the wind shifted and the temperature fell. The wet snow of the morning froze beneath the new snow which the wheels of quiet slow cars pushed up into creamy ridges made all the more beautiful by the knowledge that their existence would be so fleeting, ending in a long, slow decline of gurgling black slush.

By the time night fell the snow was howling frantically past my window like big gusts of confetti and the only cyclists still out there were delivery guys on mountain bikes grinding through the drifts with bags of Chinese takeout hanging from their handlebars.

chinese takeout

 
 

Am I Invisible? Open Call

Brooklyn Bike Patrol in The Brooklyn Paper

“Coming home late? Take your hike with a guy on a bike.

“Brooklyn Bike Patrol, an all-volunteer organization that rides around the borough to accompany women home after dark, has been busy this week as women in Williamsburg is daily dose cialis on the tml formulary and Bushwick seek extra protection following reports of a scary attacks across North Brooklyn…”

A great article about Jay Ruiz and Brooklyn Bike Patrol by Danielle Furfaro in The Brooklyn Paper.

Read the whole article here

 

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A Wheel That is Not Round, Part One

As I pushed off for home the other evening upon the conclusion of a convivial gathering, from my rear wheel came a Strange Noise that had not accompanied me on my outbound journey.  A kind of shuddering rasping sound, as if something had become stuck to the tire and was rubbing against the fender with every revolution of the wheel.

I had been looking forward to a moment in the fresh air, the better to reminisce upon the party’s highlights, but it’s not an exaggeration to say that this wheel flopping around like a load of sneakers in a washing machine  made negotiating the distance between Tribeca and Brooklyn seem like a trip across the Darien Gap.  No mental effort, it seemed, no matter how concentrated, could turn my thoughts from dreadful musing.

“What the hell is that damn noise?”

Usually a noise like that is the announcement of a flat tire scheduled to arrive within seconds. But this time, inspection at a red light revealed nothing stuck on the tire, removal of which would have been followed by the dismal hissing sound of the air inside the tube returning to its natural home. By the time I vibrated to a stop,  mid-buzz, in front of my building, annoyance had been replaced by relief I’d been spared a flat tire repair in some murky region of of the Manhattan Bridge. An experience, even under the best of circumstances, of which the only good thing is a prolonged moment with the spectacular view.

 

When I got the bike into the light, I saw this:

This tire has a hernia.

“My tire has a hernia,” I said into the telephone the next morning.

“I have to see it,” Mike replied viagra or cialis, “but it sounds like a ruptured casing. If that’s what it is, you need a new tire.”

The tire casing, the mesh that makes an anonymous blob of rubber hold the shape of a bicycle tire, can rupture for different reasons. For example, prolonged friction, as in the case of some irregularity like a mal-adjusted brake or a bent wheel.  But because this hernia was right on the front of the tire, the cause was probably some sharp obstruction in the street, like riding hell-bent over the sharp edge of a metal plate, or a pothole.

A painful memory swam into consciousness.

Right in front of the Brooklyn Hospital, at the corner of Ashland Place and DeKalb, there is an evil little pothole in the very middle of the bike lane. There’s always a lot of action at that intersection; a couple of bus stops produce a constant supply of pedestrians crossing every which way, not to mention hospital inmates desperate for a cigarette rolling their wheelchairs right out into the street. This constant commotion, as entertaining as it is perilous, requires the survival-minded bicyclist’s full attention, so I’ve never actually seen this pothole.

Nonetheless, I know it’s there, having nearly lost a couple of back teeth from the violence of the introduction to its particular contours. It must be about a foot deep. The first few times I took that route I rode into it head on, causing the unfortunate region of my person at that moment reposing upon the bicycle seat to rise abruptly into the air like the puck in a carnival high striker game.

Like Shakespeare’s croaking raven, upon the $25.00 bicycle tire so doth the unseen pothole bellow for revenge.

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An Excursion to New York City’s Museum 7.28 Mile

Although there is no shortage of excellent reasons to go there, starting with an astounding collection of museums, not to mention Central Park, one of the greatest gifts of any city to its citizens since the first brick was laid in Mohenjo Daro, trying to get to the Upper East Side on a bicycle, and getting around once you’re there, is difficult.

A very pleasant riverfront bike path will bring you from Whitehall as far as 35th Street, passing, spectacularly, beneath the Brooklyn, Manhattan and Williamsburg bridges, along the way. Sadly, a few blocks beyond the splendid new East River Ferry Terminal, the idyll ends in a trash-filled cul-de-sac.

Further progress uptown requires heading inland where the choices will inevitably come down to First and Park Avenues, both highways.

Despite the recent installation of a bike lane on First Avenue, which is a pure delight on the weekend when there is no traffic at all and it is routine to sunbathe, or barbecue, or play every single one of Bach’s Goldberg Variations, or all three, simultaneously or consecutively, in the middle of that most spacious thoroughfare without the worry of being disturbed by a single automobile, or elephant, or even the police. Apart from these golden moments, I cannot, however, recommend this noblest of bike lanes, “sharrowed” as it is at several points by ramps and routes delivering motorists who will not even see you as they careen toward Queens and Long Island, so bedazzled is their mind’s eye by visions of the joys that await them in those Valhallas beyond tunnel and bridge.

As in Midtown, bike lanes are few, but unlike that chaotic throng of highways masquerading as city streets, traffic above 59th Street is usually light and as such in thrall to frantic motorists trying to make all the green lights between the Bronx and the Mid-Town Tunnel.

Are there elephants in that tunnel, or something?

Only sometimes. And were this a regular thing, it would just be one more thing to complain about.

So what’s the rush?

If accidents, whether provoked by bicyclist or motorist, are generally the result of moving faster than the brain can send instructions to the body, between the euphoria of the speeding motorist and the apoplexy of the traffic jam, I prefer the perils of the latter. The damage inflicted by the most neurasthenic cabdriver advancing at 15 miles an hour will be preferable to that of the gayest motorist roaring along at 50 miles an hour in a 30 mile zone.

This is bicycling on the Upper East Side. Possibly a situation that will always be less than ideal. One might get the impression we are just not wanted.

Things being what they are, I say, take Park Avenue.

One evening a couple summers ago I found myself stopped at the light at Park and 42nd alongside a pedicab driver. If anyone knows the best way to get to the Upper East Side on a bicycle, I thought, it’s this guy.

“Hello,” I said, experimentally.

“Hello!” replied the driver brightly.

The two people seated in the cab flicked a glance in our direction, then paid no more attention to us.

“Can I ask you a question?” I said. And I laid my case before him.

“Sure!” He nodded affably. “Just go up here, turn left, then right onto Vanderbilt, then india generic cialis right again on 46th, and you’ll be right back on Park. What’s your name?”

I told him.

“Harry,” he said, pointing at his chest. He was in fact quite hairy, in the manner of a guy who likes to wear colorful large-patterned shirts that show off to their best advantage a springy crown of sun-bleached hair framing a ruddy outdoor complexion. He was wearing one of these.  Large orange flowers bloomed on an eye-popping yellow background.

“Your hair is great,” he added.

I thanked him, and returned the compliment.

The light changed and we pushed off.

“How do you like that job?” I asked, taking advantage of slow-moving traffic to ride alongside him.

“It’s alright,” he said, “It’s good.”

“What about the winter?”

“In the winter I’m in Florida!” he said with the wide grin of a man who has no prejudice against sloth, yet has never in his entire life been bored for even one second.

“And the summer it’s really nice, you’re outside, the money’s good…”

We turned left on 42nd, and I had to pull ahead of him until we turned into Vanderbilt Street.

Thinking more about the interrupted conversation behind me than what lay ahead, I kept going straight instead of turning where he’d told me to.

“Jeanne!” I turned to find Harry waving broadly toward the right as he turned into 46th Street.

I waved back, but I didn’t see him again.

It’s unfortunate that the Museum of Art and Design has such a dull name–and somehow MAD doesn’t seem like it will ever have the appeal of “MoMA” or “The Met”–because it is one of the city’s most beautifully proportioned museum, inside and out, in both form and substance.

There are far too many museums on the so-called Museum Mile than you could possible visit in one day or three, even should you scurry through the galleries of, say, MoMA strictly refraining from even a glance at the art as you conscientiously photograph each and every one of the wall labels with your smartphone.

When I saw this I was in the company of a friend visiting from out of town. We got a terrific laugh out of it, once we recovered from the slack-jawed staring. Few things in life are as delightful as a good laugh in a place where one isn’t supposed to even smile, much less find anything funny. When I’m dead it’s one of the things I’ll miss the most.

Without looking quite so far ahead, unless you are a memory expert, visiting more than two museums a day is pointless, and of these, one of them should be on the small side. If you employ this method: one large museum plus one small one, between the two a pleasant snack and ending with a breezy roll around Central Park to wind things up, in a minimum of three months of weekends you will have visited them all, and it will be time to start  over.

Although possibly empty of Vermeers, Michelangelos or Monets, each of the city’s smaller museums will reveal to the visitor something which can never be spoiled by over-familiarity or anticipation: surprise.

As for the Museum of the City of New York itself, you really have to wonder how they managed to fit the entire city in a single building.

It must have quite a large basement.

Running a red light

When the police officer finally got me to stop, about six blocks after running a red light, the first thing he said was, “You didn’t even slow down!”

His baleful look and intonation fully conveyed the unique mixture of injured pride, maternal exasperation and wonder tinged with admiration employed by officers of the NYPD in the execution of their duty.

Indeed, I had tried, and failed, to rip through the intersection at Flushing and Cumberland against the light, and right in front of one of those little 3-wheeled baby shoes the traffic police drive around in. Only a left-turning beige van had forced me to concede defeat in mid-intersection.

The policeman, not getting any acknowledgement at all as he drove alongside me for about a block, zoomed ahead and parked the three-wheeler diagonally athwart the bike lane.

This hadn’t registered at all.

Shouldn’t he know better than to block the bike lane like that? I thought.

And why is he stopped there, in front of those abandoned buildings in the Navy Yard? Following his gaze, I cast a glance over my right shoulder toward the tangle of trees and falling-down-buildings, curious to see if I could get a glimpse of whom he could be meeting in such a desolate spot, and expecting someone truly exotic.

fonda-dillinger mob

Nobody there.

Strange behavior, I said to myself, mentally tsk, tsk-ing as I neatly nipped past him through the unobstructed 14 inches between the vehicle’s front wheel and the sidewalk, pedaling along at a cheerful 15 miles an hour. Maybe he’s doing something he shouldn’t.

Beautiful day.

And it was.

Only a mild curiosity as to the appearance of a person exhibiting such bizarre behavior made me finally look in his direction as he drove up alongside me for the second time, only to discover the police officer delivering a hard stare and emphatically waving me toward the sidewalk.

The light dawned.

I was in trouble.

Trouble.

About, on average, $130 of it.

 

baby shoe

 

There is no excuse, but there is an explanation for my behavior. I believe that when traveling on two self-powered wheels, one should benefit from the advantages accorded to both pedestrians and automobilists, but held to the restrictions of neither. I am pedaling , after all.

Which of the two with whom one chooses alliance depends entirely on the circumstances of the moment.

For example, it has been my habit to cross in the crosswalk along with pedestrians (without dismounting, of course) while the cars wait at a red light, and then ride away, glad to be able to relax and enjoy the view for a few moments before the light changes and the street refills with aggressive and inattentive motorists, and my attention once again is entirely occupied with avoiding being the victim of a fascinating text or desperate left turn.

At other moments I expect pedestrians crossing the street against the light to make way for me, despite the modesty of my 26-inch wheels Tramadol and their utter lack of life-threatening speed or steel-clad avoirdupois.

There may be some other practices I would not admit to in public, but nothing that would be harmful to me or anyone else. Having frequented the occasional Klansman, génocidaire and other armed checkpoints, I’m against all health-endangering behavior on principle.

My reasoning is more of a philosophical position, a belief, if you will, that bicycles occupy something like a third way, represent a kind of fifth dimension, if you like, in the urban environment.

If that was ever true anywhere, in New York City it is no longer. From a policy that–and I believe rightly so–placed Visigoth-like  attitudes on the part of bicyclists rather low on the priority list of law enforcement, the last year has seen a reported increase in tickets for traffic violations  

Two tickets  that bicyclists have told me about recently are: turning right on a red light, starting to cross an intersection in anticipation of the red bicycle turning green, both arrests accomplished by patrol cars with flashing lights and bicyclists instructed to assume the position. 

The days of emulating bike messenger ballet are over.

In my own case, what I got was a lecture, and one of the best I’ve ever heard.

The policeman started with, “You didn’t even look behind you! And you scared the hell out of the guy driving that van.”

He paused, giving me a long look full of reproach, to let that one sink in.

scene of the crime

“These drivers aren’t as on top of things as you might think. You can’t count on them to be alert. They might be on drugs. They might be wanted. There might be a warrant out for them. Anything could be going on. You just don’t know.

“And you’re on a bicycle! You don’t want to go up against a car, do you? Who do you think is going to win that fight?”

He went on in this vein. As I listened to him, my self-pitying thoughts of how much those $130 were going to hurt were slowly replaced by frank admiration.

A young guy, sporting a Brooklyn accent whose integrity would merit a place of honor in a museum, if they had museums for things like that, and I’m not suggesting it.

“Well,” he said, after some time, “I guess you realize I’m not going to give you a ticket. I’m going to let you off with a warning this time.”

He paused again, and by this time I felt the dramatic effect he was going for was entirely his to claim.

“I’m not going to give you a 10-minute lecture and a ticket.

“That would be double punishment.”

Hearing this expression of a logic as pure as that of any Greek philosopher,  and as strictly limited to the City of New York as that amazing accent, a thought sprang to my mind, and not for the first time.

I can never leave this town.